w00 w00 - me

this one time, wait, no, nevermind - me

I <3 this script, cause I wrote it. - Justin

b00bs - me

He who has no brains, has feet. - Greek Proverb

i <3 stuff - me

ups - united pot smokers - eric, my brother

"But your taste still lingers on my lips like i just placed them upon yours, and i starve for you" - Dashboard Confessional - Standard Lines

If I had a tail, I would have no problems... I could masturbate with it, tails are similar to penis's... Only... Ummm... Hairy? - LY

When I grow up I want live monkeys all over my house... And naked girls tew... Possibly lamps with vibrators as poles... and a bed complete with a torture type chamber... and... (it goes on and on) - Big Joe

I think all cars should have seats with dildos attached to them... It might cause a lot of accidents though, so you should have to take a drivers ed type course called, 'driving while masturbating: concentration'... It would be great... It would make everything in life so much better! - Sad_Girlie

rock - brandy

if i'm goin crazy damnit, i'm taking all of you fuckers with me! - Phoenix

m00 m00 - me

RESEARCH PAPERS SUCK ASS - me

it is not what you think - Gordon

old school mario kicks - me

it would not work for the longest fucking time....but now it does - me

rawr...damn i'm horny right now - me

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat - Blink 182

ass's - munky

Penis' Wrappers are funny - some dood

I am not jesus christ, I'm a bunny! - Christian Fundin (Little-Gamers)

i got a boogie!!! - me

umm, well yea - some dood

poo poo - me

I'm not wrong dammit, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work! - Case

I hear its awesome when the purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space does a raw blink on hiri-kiri rockband. I NEED SCISSORS!61! - Ultimus

Things chanted at the concert tonite:
"Let's go murphys!"
"Oi"
"Hey"
"Boston, Boston"
"Oi"
"Fuck New York"
"Hey"
"Yankees Suck"
"Oi"
and the best
"Emo Sucks"

now say it with me.... - Fuzzy

A man can build a million bridges, and suck one cock, and the world see's him as a cock sucker and not a bridge builder - i don't know

Oh and incase I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night. - Jim Carey in Truman Show

"If money is the root of all evil then why does the church always want it from me?" - Randy Harrell

Panama=Fun. Fun=Shut The Fuck UP. - Some drunk Guy

I'm gonna get some pooty tang this weekend! - Case

www.wtf.com - Someone

Shit nigga, I own j00 - Ian

tee motherfucking hee - Bob

life is short, but sweet for certain... - Dave Matthews

If you smell like poo, you either need a shower or it's on your shoe. - K-Ris

"punta punta punta" said the intern
"Johnny, punta means whore in spanish" said the doctor
"empuje empuje empuje" screamed Johnny
It was too late, the spanish lady cold cocked him - ER

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls can not walk - Confucious

Man who runs in front of car get tired - Confucious

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted - Confucious

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot - Confucious

Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone - Confucious

Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is fucking nuts - Confucious

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day - Confucious

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok - Confucious

to what do we owe the fancy pants? - whitney

you know eating is practically oral sex, just with food, and just about 100% satisfaction - Blazing Dragon

fuck that man, im leaving - char

never be in a hurry to get nowhere - char

im allergic to working - char

holy hell! the kitchen's on fire! - char

i blow wood... sometimes even two at once, but i like it hard and wet, but they're generally small... sicko, im talking about my reeds - char

ok susanna, say this: suck my nuts - char

poop - Ian

It should work now! - Ian

A foot in the ass comes after the shoe got stuck - Cel

The shop-at-home QVC channel in Manchester broadcast adult porn for a short time Friday afternoon. - http://home.bellsouth.net/s/editorial.dll?bfromind=13&eeid=3870630&eetype=article&render=y&ck=

"nothing is what it seems." - candice

This job would be great, if it wasn't for all the fucking customers. - Randal--Clerks

suck my dick - jesse@compjesse.com

Jesse, you have no dick you little asshole, so you can't even go fuck yourself! - mholtum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I Like Cheese, Lets Go Fuck! - RHoltum

Lets play Pearl Harbor, I Lay back and you blow the hell outta me! - Rippy

Old russian proverb- To drink again is the cure of a hangover - me (piss_off or Russian_spy)

Best pickup line: Hi, my name is pcdebb, wanna phuck? - pcdebb

Jesse is Teh fag - Everyone

What goes up, most likely will come down and smash you into the ground. - a wise old man

Holy Shit I Love it Hahahahhaaahah - Tech

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? - Me

"Candice Loves Ian" - me

wikky wikky - ink

I believe Elvis said it best...."I think Im going to vomit..." - psychoholik007

Life without music is like a journey through a desert.....BORING! - Robert

I think I shit myself....wait...I did. That is awesome! - Randy

I keep a count of my hits and my misses, the bottle makes the final call - Raymond Watts

Time's going to wash away all pain. - Tim Skold

i love it - Rudolf

JESUS DOESN'T LIKE LIARS! - Char

Jesus said don't be gay! - Guy at the Mall (as heard by Char)

Nazi bastard! - Char (in reference to Vince)

What ya gonna do now, biatch?!? - Jenny, to child she's babysitting (as heard by Char)

Carrots - Gabriel (as heard by Char)

I guess I can't keep from writing about you. - Gabriel (as heard by Char)

My legs feel like a veritable forest. - Char

Bark! - Ella (Char's dog)

Do you want me to turn the lamp on? - Deidre, in reference to an already turned-on lamp (as heard by Char)

Vince sucks. - Char

Bite my ass, you wench. - Char

i hate generalizations, in general. - me

That's a lotta nuts! - Nut salesman in Kung Pow! Enter the Fist

"some day we will all be naked and dead on the ground." - Candice

be safe kill yourself........ - danofnine

and wee - Ian

your a faggot - your mother!!!

Niggar PlZ - Me

All things come to an end, except circles, cant figure out "their" fucking problem... - Chad Ellis

ummmm what? - no one

"you can dance if you want to" - the safety dance

There is nothing Like toast and pepsi at 5 in the morning - Flying_Pig

Make Pr0n, Not War! - Mathuresh

If life's a bith what does that make my Wife - Selibut and Married

Heil Hitler! - Pope Benidect 16th

Get off me bitch my cawk hurts - Oscar

Niggers! - gtk

r u n - your girlfriend

i don't sometimes do have problem i dl stuff sometimes - Calvin Lee

My dick is bigger than yours - Oscar

(02:06:30)A Friend: sorry, my dick isnt set to shareware - A friend of mine

Apathy should be a religion - Chad "The Magician" Ellis